Zea requested rebloggable format.
IT’S FUCKING BACK
This is hilarious.
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
I’ve just seen and heard so much hatred. I’ve been called garbage, I’ve been called the death of fucking good music, trash, stupid, pointless and disposable. I don’t understand. I’m just trying to make people happy. And it’s such positive, fun music. Like, why are people so angry?
Oh shit, the moment you realize she’s human.
And for the record I’ve always loved Kesha’s music.
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
how many tumblr followers do you have mom
yeah that’s what i thought